calciumwaves:

IT’S ALMOST MIDNIGHT AND THERE WAS A KNOCK AT MY DOOR SO I CAUTIOUSLY OPENED THE DOOR THEN TWO DRUNKEN GUYS SHOUTED “SURPRISE” THEN LOOKED AT ME FOR A MOMENT AND WENT “FUCK WE’RE AT THE WRONG HOUSE” AND RAN AWAY DOWN THE STREET OH MY GOD

(Source: fabulewis, via miracleshappen-bro)

gunsandglitterxox:

fastest-girl-in-town21:

What is going on?!

MOOSES ARE TAKING OVER.
camerondallas:

Cred: Austin Wallace
gnarly:

unknownelandes:

SO THAT’S HOW THEY DO IT

I stared at this for 5 min omg
thatrelatableblog:

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obliviateyourworries:

ugh gatsby was absolutely great
and leo was yummy as always